Congratulations, bro! You’ve just bootlegged Serato and copped a pair of neon Steve Aoki-approved monitor headphones; you’re a bonafide DJ now! Now please proceed to step away from that innocent song you’re about to rip the soul out of and let it be. It’s not hurting anyone and it certainly won’t fare any better with your newfound love of drawn out wonky sounds. Stop. Just fucking stop.